Reasons my novel will never get written:

  • the 250+ books waiting for me on my Kindle Fire
  • the 5 seasons of “The Big Bang Theory” that I’m slowly making my way through
  • those amazing naps where I sleep better during the day than I do at night
  • Tumblr
  • all those damn relaxing, awesome ASMR videos on YouTube
  • because I can’t concentrate on anything for very long without getting distrac– Oh, look! An email!